Kamala Does Speaking Tour To Remind Nation Why Trump Is President

Harris embarked on a media tour this week to simultaneously promote her new memoir, 107 Days, and help voters across the country remember why they voted for Donald Trump instead of her.

“It’s important for people to remember why they made this decision,” Harris said during one interview. “Remembering is important because of how important it is to remember. And by remembering, we are reminded of what we are remembering. And that is the important thing.”

Voters who saw Harris make the rounds on talk shows this week quickly restated their relief that they had voted to elect Trump. “I had been starting to second-guess myself a little bit, but she brought it all back,” said Ray Bradley, who voted for Trump last November. “Things have gotten crazy in the world, prices are still high, and the political discourse has gotten even more contentious. But as soon as I heard Kamala speaking, it reminded me of why we absolutely had to vote for Trump. Can you imagine her actually being president? That’s a terrifying thought.”

At publishing time, Americans from all parts of the nation expressed gratitude for Harris’s willingness to remind everyone why they refused to vote for her. “She’s really doing us a tremendous service right now,” said another voter. “By talking, she’s showing us why we wanted so desperately for her to hush.”

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