Trump To Expand Alcatraz By Putting Up Fence Around San Francisco
U.S. — A new era of dealing with depraved lawbreakers d...
13Apr
Democrats Worried Trump May Not Have China’s Best Interests At Heart
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As public debate intensified over th...
14Feb
10 Essential Things USAID Provides To Poor Kids In Foreign Countries
Over the last two weeks, everyone has heard all about h...
10Dec
Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that he had receive...
07Oct
North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding
RALEIGH, NC — With civilians working hard to rescue the...
15Jul
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt
U.S. — Former President has been indicted by a federal ...
06Jul
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
U.S. — Despite a significant majority of the nation now...
31May
Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him
NEW YORK, NY — As the criminal trial involving former P...
26May
Iranian Government Claims People Dancing In Streets Is Part Of The Mourning Process
TEHRAN, IRAN — According to official sources in the Ira...
17Apr
New ‘Biden Diet’ Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
US — With inflation showing no signs of slowing down, a...
11Apr
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden threatened to end U.S. aid to Israel unless the IDF complies with a new demand to fight the rest of the war against Gaza armed with only Nerf guns.
"It's Nerf or nothin'!" Biden exclaimed during a brief ...
23Jan
Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards
SEATTLE, WA — Amid growing concerns over safety after s...