North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding
RALEIGH, NC — With civilians working hard to rescue the...
15Jul
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt
U.S. — Former President has been indicted by a federal ...
06Jul
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
U.S. — Despite a significant majority of the nation now...
31May
Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him
NEW YORK, NY — As the criminal trial involving former P...
26May
Iranian Government Claims People Dancing In Streets Is Part Of The Mourning Process
TEHRAN, IRAN — According to official sources in the Ira...
17Apr
New ‘Biden Diet’ Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
US — With inflation showing no signs of slowing down, a...
11Apr
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden threatened to end U.S. aid to Israel unless the IDF complies with a new demand to fight the rest of the war against Gaza armed with only Nerf guns.
"It's Nerf or nothin'!" Biden exclaimed during a brief ...
23Jan
Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards
SEATTLE, WA — Amid growing concerns over safety after s...
Texans Strangely Unconcerned About Global Day Of Jihad
SWEETWATER, TX — As the rest of the world sits on edge ...
Biden’s ‘No Comment’ Praised As Most Rational, Coherent Statement He’s Made As President
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Biden responded "No comment" to a ...
San Francisco Demands Elon Musk Remove Bright Sign As It’s Disturbing People Trying To Poop On Street
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an ongoing dispute regarding the...
24Jun
Judge Finds Hunter Biden Guilty Of Being ‘A Lovable Little Rascal With A Heart Of Gold’
WILMINGTON, DE — The five-year criminal investigation o...