Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year
SACRAMENTO, CA—U-Haul has named Governor Gavin Newsom i...
10Sep
Biden Wasn’t Checking Watch, Just Making Sure There Was No Blood Left On His Hands
DOVER, DE—While speculation has circled about President...
22Aug
AOC Goes To Afghanistan To Warn Refugees Not To Come To Oppressive Racist America
KABUL—According to sources, AOC was alarmed after seein...
16Jul
Biden Warns Cubans Not To Come Here For Freedom As He Is Getting Rid Of That
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden has taken a tough ...
23Jun
California Public Schools Ban Teaching Of Critical Thinking
SACRAMENTO, CA—As more and more states announce bans on...
26Mar
We Want You to Follow Rules
Biden Says Mask Wearing Must Continue Until Everyone Ha...
04Feb
Preemptive Attack On The Sun
After Pentagon Declares Climate Change A National Secur...
24Jan
Is Virginia his state?
Governor Northam: 'Virginia Will Be Kept Comfortable Wh...