The Bee Reports: ICE’s 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities
With tensions continuing to mount over ICE operations in Minneapolis, the journalists at The Babylon Bee are on the ground to document the despicable actions carried out by ICE agents.
Here are the seven most horrifying atrocities that we have witnessed:
1. Deported this innocent sex offender just for being brown:
2. Cruelly forced this kid to wear a blue beanie causing the other kids to laugh at him:
3. Forced country to have to hear Tim Walz’s voice again:
5. Knocked out eyeball of kid whose only crime was trying to bash agent’s head in with a shovel:
6. Targeted this man because he spoke in a Mexican accent while saying “I’m going to kill you”:
7. Shot an innocent man who was doing nothing but fighting ICE while armed with this handgun:
These disturbing atrocities must wake up the public to the terrible danger of ICE. Resist, fellow Americans.
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