Mayor Mamdani Up All Night Practicing Sad Face For Upcoming 9/11 Observance
NEW YORK, NY — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was r...
30Jan
The Bee Reports: ICE’s 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities
With tensions continuing to mount over ICE operations i...
25Mar
Media Reports Trump Threatened Nuclear War After He Says, ‘This Guacamole Is The Bomb!’
U.S. — After former President Trump declared his freshl...
16Mar
Jan 6 Protesters Request To Be Called ‘Undocumented Tourists’
U.S. — Alleged January 6 protesters have reportedly rea...
14Mar
Oscars Observes Moment Of Silence For Undocumented Murderer Tragically Called ‘Illegal’
LOS ANGELES — The Oscars ceremonies were paused this ev...
04Feb
Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tensions between the federal gove...
DC Police Say They May Never Discover Who Left Bag Of Cocaine Labeled ‘Property Of H. Biden’ At White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference this morning, ...
Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Wears Clothes And Doesn’t Swing Sex Toys Around
U.S. — Democrats across the nation were reportedly conf...
G. Santos Arrested, 534 Members Of Congress Still At Large
U.S. — Representative George Santos was taken into cust...
Kamala Harris Announces Campaign To Definitely Become President At Some Point In Next 4 To 5 Years
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Minutes after Biden's administration...
27Dec
China Threatens To Fire Senators Who Voted For TikTok Ban
BEIJING — China's President Xi issued a stern warning t...
12Dec
Where These Red Dots Are Coming From
Elon Musk Vows To Reveal Government And Media Collusion...