Google Rep Issues Heartfelt Apology…
Google Rep Issues Heartfelt Apology For Anti-Conservati...
13Apr
Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Liberals at Twitter were outraged thi...
04Oct
CDC Reminds People To Listen To All Medical Professionals Except For The Tens Of Thousands Who Refused The Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The CDC today issued a reminder for Am...
07Mar
“I Always Wore a Mask…”
Cuomo Assures Public He Always Kept Mask On While Sexua...
06Feb
Helpful Psaki Gives Reporters A List Of Questions To Ask Her
WASHINGTON D.C.—Many of the White House correspondents ...
10Dec
How to Defeat Skin Cancer
Biden To Defeat Skin Cancer By Ordering Americans To Av...
26Nov
Thanksgiving in Prison
State Governor Frees All Drug Dealers To Provide Prison...
21Sep
Biden Attempts To Appeal To Hispanics
Biden Attempts To Appeal To Hispanics By Performing Aut...
01Aug
Find a Worthy Opponent for Me to Beat
Gracious Trump Suggests Delaying Election Until Dems Fi...
01Jul
With Statues Gone, Pigeons Forced To Poop On Rioters
U.S.—With more and more statues across the country bein...
09Jun
COVID-19 will not infect BLM protesters
In Show Of Solidarity, COVID-19 Vows Not To Infect Anyo...