‘I Thought I Was Going To Die’
'I Thought I Was Going To Die', Says Capitol Police Off...
01Aug
To Defeat Delta Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn’t Work The First Time
U.S.—To defeat the massive, scary, definitely world-end...
21Feb
Party Of Love And Progress Rejoices Over Death Of Political Opponent
U.S.—Within minutes of the news of the death of Rush Li...
11Feb
Pelosi Preemptively Announces Articles Of Impeachment Against Can-dace Owens
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Only days after delivering Trump's art...
03Feb
Forget Myanmar: Here Are 12 Other Countries Biden Should Invade RIGHT NOW
With an establishment Democrat now in office, the Ameri...
25Jan
Quarantine For 30 Years
AUSTIN, TX—In his most recent round of new COVID guidel...
24Jan
Miracle: CNN COVID Death Counter Begins Counting Backward
U.S.—In what can only be described as a huge win for th...
19Jan
Biden Says First Act As President Will Be To Impeach Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent statement, President-elect...
16Jan
Protection from the Federal Government
Gun Stores Overwhelmed By People Returning $600 Guns Fo...
16Jan
Congress Upset As They’re The Only Criminals Allowed In The Capitol
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congresspeople from both parties conde...