Musk’s Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Elon Musk’s bid to purchase Twitter c...
26Apr
Twitter Headquarters Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal Employees’ Tears
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter headquarters has sustained ex...
11Apr
Biden’t Teleprompter Resigns
'I Can’t Work With This Man'—After Repeated Gaffes, Bid...
10Apr
Kindergartener Granted PhD In Biology After Correctly Distinguishing Boy From Girl
GAFFNEY, SC—Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm th...
25Jan
Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Demo-crat Efforts To Steal Election
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have issued a dire warning t...
22Jan
You can’t give people choices!
Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The A...
08Jan
FBI To Host First Annual Jan 6 Reunion
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Special agents involved in last year’s...
25Dec
Violent Crime Has Skyrocketed
Political Party That Encouraged People To Commit Crimes...
24Oct
IRS Agents Bust 7-Year-Old For Getting More Than $600 Worth Of Birthday Presents
ASHEVILLE, NC—An elite platoon of airborne IRS agents p...
19Sep
Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year
SACRAMENTO, CA—U-Haul has named Governor Gavin Newsom i...
10Sep
Biden Wasn’t Checking Watch, Just Making Sure There Was No Blood Left On His Hands
DOVER, DE—While speculation has circled about President...