G. Santos Arrested, 534 Members Of Congress Still At Large
U.S. — Representative George Santos was taken into cust...
15Dec
Jack Dorsey Defiantly States He Has Never Heard Of Twitter
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In the aftermath of the second wave...
Nancy Pelosi Draws Up Articles Of Impeachment Against The Pope
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being denied communion in her ho...
14May
Congress Votes On Bill To Legalize Clinton-Assisted Suicide
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The US House of Representatives is sch...
16Jan
Congress Upset As They’re The Only Criminals Allowed In The Capitol
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congresspeople from both parties conde...
29Mar
Government Shuts Itself
Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On N...