Far-Right Christian Extremists Pray For Joe Biden
DOVER, DE — In a horrifying display of what could be gr...
11Nov
Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was hea...
07Oct
North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding
RALEIGH, NC — With civilians working hard to rescue the...
06Jul
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
U.S. — Despite a significant majority of the nation now...
22Jun
Obama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses Connection
LOS ANGELES, CA — The most powerful man in America was ...
17Apr
New ‘Biden Diet’ Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
US — With inflation showing no signs of slowing down, a...
11Apr
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden threatened to end U.S. aid to Israel unless the IDF complies with a new demand to fight the rest of the war against Gaza armed with only Nerf guns.
"It's Nerf or nothin'!" Biden exclaimed during a brief ...
04Feb
Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tensions between the federal gove...
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Biden’s ‘No Comment’ Praised As Most Rational, Coherent Statement He’s Made As President
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Biden responded "No comment" to a ...
Biden Finally Draws Larger Crowd Than Trump
EL PASO, TX — The mainstream media has been heaping pra...
Kamala Harris Announces Campaign To Definitely Become President At Some Point In Next 4 To 5 Years
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Minutes after Biden's administration...