Human Trafficker Says It’s Inhumane To Be Trafficked To Another Country
BALTIMORE, MD — As the public debate continued to rage over the Trump administration’s immigration policies, one human trafficker asked for the government to reconsider deporting him on the grounds that it is inhumane to be trafficked to another country.
The attorney representing criminal illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia said that his client was hoping for intervention to prevent yet another deportation, as the accused human trafficker felt that being transported to another country against his will was a violation of his human rights.
“You can’t just force a person to go to another country,” Abrego Garcia’s lawyer said. “That goes against even the most basic levels of human decency. My client just isn’t ok with living in a world where he can be handcuffed and taken away to live in some foreign nation. It’s not right. No one should be subjected to that type of treatment.”
In a brief statement to the media, Abrego Garcia said through an interpreter that he expected better. “I don’t know how you can do this to a human being,” he said. “I don’t want to go to Uganda. Restraining me and transporting me to another country without my consent is illegal, and nobody should stand for it. I just wish someone would defend me and my right to not be forcibly trafficked to another country.”
At publishing time, a GoFundMe had been set up to help Abrego Garcia pay for his legal battle to keep from being callously taken from his family and trafficked to the other side of the world.
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