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Tucker Uncovers Shocking Evidence That Israel Controlled By Jews
TEL AVIV — Shortly after landing at Ben Gurion Airport to conduct an interview with U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee, commentator Tucker Carlson reportedly uncovered shocking evidence that Israel is controlled by the Jews.
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Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common
U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has re-mained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common. Journalists desperately pored over the profiles of mass shooters over the last four years, hoping to find any sort of similarity or connection.
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The Bee Reports: ICE’s 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities
With tensions continuing to mount over ICE operations in Minneapolis, the journalists at The Babylon Bee are on the ground to document the despicable actions carried out by ICE agents.
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Democrats Fear Iranian Love Of Freedom Could Spread To America
U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the dangerous Iranian desire for freedom could potentially spread to the United States.
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Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at Turning Point's AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own speech for an evening prayer to Mecca.
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Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal
ST. PAUL, MN — Desperate to clear his good name, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered to give several journalists free tampons if they would stop talking about his fraud scandal.
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Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama
PALO ALTO, CA — A recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed person in the history of the world is, without a doubt, Michelle Obama.
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Here Are All The Things Accomplished By Last Weekend’s ‘No Kings’ Protests
Thanks to all of the "No Kings" protests that took place across the United States over the weekend, we now live in a completely different world. There isn't enough time or space to detail all of the earth-shattering things that have come about as a result of the "No Kings' movement, but it's worth calling…
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UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Ter-rorist Named ‘Jihad Jewkiller’
MANCHESTER, U.K. — Police in Great Britain are working to determine the motive of a man named Jihad Jewkiller who attacked a synagogue earlier this week.
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Kamala Does Speaking Tour To Remind Nation Why Trump Is President
U.S. — With President Donald Trump's approval ratings showing signs of decline, former Vice President Kamala Harris dutifully stepped forward to launch a speaking tour to remind the nation why Trump was elected president.
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Cities Put Daniel Penny Scarecrows On Subways To Deter Crime
U.S. — Cities across the United States are placing Daniel Penny scarecrows around municipal transportation to scare off would-be criminals.
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Human Trafficker Says It’s Inhumane To Be Trafficked To Another Country
BALTIMORE, MD — As the public debate continued to rage over the Trump administration's immigration policies, one human trafficker asked for the government to reconsider deporting him on the grounds that it is inhumane to be trafficked to another country.