E.P.T. Introduces Pregnancy Tests For Men
U.S.—Saying it’s a product that’s “long overdue,” pregnancy test manufacturer E.P.T. announced Friday its introduction of a line of pregnancy tests for men.
“We know women aren’t the only ones who get pregnant—as anyone who reads The Huffington Post will tell you, men get pregnant too. So we didn’t think it was fair that all pregnancy tests seem to be geared only toward women,” an E.P.T. rep told reporters.
“We aim to fix that. So if you’re a male who thinks you might be pregnant, now there’s an easy and convenient test made just for you.”
The rep confirmed that the pregnancy tests will come in several “manly” box designs meant to appeal to the male demographic, featuring things like camouflage, cars, and football.
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